Author Archives: Carol-Ann Farkas

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About Carol-Ann Farkas

Writer, editor, researcher, educator, and dancer. Will opine for cash, pastry, or attention.

On Doing Absolutely Nothing at an All-Inclusive Resort in the Dominican Republic

Originally posted on Prof's Progress:
My friend (let’s call her A for amiga) and I have been under orders by various friends, uncles, self-help books, and therapists to relax, let things go, practice being self-indulgent, and do Nothing. We…

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On Doing Absolutely Nothing at an All-Inclusive Resort in the Dominican Republic

My friend (let’s call her A for amiga) and I have been under orders by various friends, uncles, self-help books, and therapists to relax, let things go, practice being self-indulgent, and do Nothing. We were puzzled by this advice: surely, … Continue reading

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On Optimism

So this is what happens: You meet someone, and you think, he’s cute, he’s interesting, and—because you can’t help yourself—maybe he’ll be the One. Maybe this time will be different, and this will be the start of Something. So you … Continue reading

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On Brevity

LORD POLONIUS:       ….since brevity is the soul of wit,                And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,                I will be brief… QUEEN GERTRUDE: More matter, with less art.(Hamlet II.ii) In what was doubtless an … Continue reading

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On Suitability

Now that I’m in the thick of things at work, I’m finding it harder and harder to write for fun. I said to someone recently that it’s like my work is a bunch of chaotic, slimy sticks damming up the … Continue reading

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On High Energy Activation Barriers (in which I daringly and rashly mix metaphors and analogies to try to make sense of the date I had yesterday)

I’ve been condo-shopping in a desultory way for almost two years, with no luck. Aside from the fact that there’s very little inventory right now—all the good ones are taken, everything else either costs way too much or is “charming” … Continue reading

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On Anti-Incendiary Devices (Or: The Dating App Tinder Sparks Nothing But a Lengthy Blog Post)

So because January lasted forever, and the dark and cold of winter seem never-ending and tedious, I decided to try online dating again. I know. I figured this time around, I’d try multiple sites, with the resolution to avoid the … Continue reading

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On Being Stood Up (A little doodle composed while killing unexpectedly free time)

I was stood up last night. First of all: OMG, WTF? Who does that?? Does he not know who he’s dealing with? Secondly: As someone who is compulsively, neurotically, prompt, hyper-vigilant, and plagued with an exaggerated sense of responsibility for … Continue reading

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On Self-Consciousness (With Thanks to Robert Burns’ “To a Louse”)

When I was at my indoor cycling class yesterday, I started to notice some agitated motion in my field of vision—which is a bit unusual, since the bikes are stationary and we’re furiously pedaling nowhere, against no real obstacles or … Continue reading

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On Beauty

The other day, Jodi Kantor, in the New York Times, suggested that feminists no longer need to worry about how women are portrayed in magazines (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/20/business/media/debate-on-photo-retouching-flares-online-with-roles-reversed.html). This was in response to Jezebel.com offering a $10,000 bounty for unretouched photos of … Continue reading

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